Winter Kale Smoothie (Printable Version)

A nourishing winter blend of kale and fresh fruits for a healthy start.

# What You'll Need:

→ Produce

01 - 2 cups chopped kale leaves, ribs removed
02 - 1 frozen banana
03 - 1/2 cup fresh pineapple chunks

→ Liquids

04 - 1 cup unsweetened almond milk

→ Add-ins

05 - 1 tablespoon chia seeds

# How To Make:

01 - Wash kale thoroughly and remove ribs. Measure and prepare frozen banana, pineapple chunks, almond milk, and chia seeds.
02 - Add kale, frozen banana, pineapple chunks, almond milk, and chia seeds into the blender container.
03 - Blend on high speed until the mixture is creamy and free of lumps, approximately 1 to 2 minutes.
04 - Pour smoothie into a glass and consume fresh for optimal flavor and nutrition.

# Expert Advice:

01 -
  • It tastes better than it looks, with a creamy sweetness that hides the nutrient density in every sip
  • You'll feel genuinely energized for hours, not the jittery kind, but the sustained kind that makes you wonder why you ever skipped breakfast
  • It comes together in under five minutes, making it the perfect excuse to slow down on rushed mornings
02 -
  • Remove those kale stems before blending—this is the one thing that genuinely makes or breaks the texture of the final smoothie
  • Freeze your bananas in advance in a sealed bag; this prevents oxidation and makes your smoothie thick and creamy without diluting it with ice water
03 -
  • Layer your ingredients in the order I described—it genuinely matters for blender efficiency and prevents jamming
  • Use frozen fruit instead of ice to keep it creamy and prevent dilution as it blends