01 - Combine oats and milk in a medium saucepan. Bring to a gentle simmer over medium heat, stirring frequently to prevent sticking.
02 - Once simmering, reduce heat to low and cook for 5–7 minutes until oats are creamy and tender, stirring occasionally.
03 - Place spinach, kale, parsley, and 2 tablespoons water in a blender. Blend until completely smooth, scraping down sides as needed.
04 - Stir the green puree into the cooked porridge. Add maple syrup or honey, salt, pepper, and nutmeg. Cook for another 2–3 minutes, stirring constantly until well combined and heated through.
05 - Divide the porridge between two serving bowls. Top each bowl with vegetable chips, toasted pumpkin seeds, and a drizzle of olive oil. Serve immediately while hot.